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Mal: "I'm sorry. Go back to the part where you're my wife." Saffron: (downcast) "I don't please you." Mal: "You can't please me. You've never met me." (Zoe and Jayne enter) "Zoe, why do I have a wife?" Jayne: "You got a wife?" Zoe: "What's she doing here?" Jayne: "All I got was that dumb-ass stick that sounds like it's raining. How come you got a wife?" Mal: "I didn't." (to Saffron) "We're not married." Saffron: "I'm sorry if I shame you..." Mal: "You don't shame me. Zoe, get Wash down here." Zoe: (hits comm) "This is Zoe. We need all personnel in the cargo bay." Mal: "All? I said Wash!" Zoe: "Captain, everyone should have a chance to congratulate you on your day of bliss." Mal: "There's no bliss! I don't even know this girl." Jayne: "Then can I know her?" Zoe: "Jayne! Don't sully this." Mal: "Zoe, you are going to be cleaning out the latrine with your face, you don't cut that out." --Episode #6, "Our Mrs Reynolds"